So it seems a lot of us are curious...
What did Much actually end up achieving through this?
Why did they bail halfway through? There was NO big hack.
They even bailed on the whole 'phind the phreak' contest.
Let me know what you guys think. What did YOU want them
to do? Anything? How could they make it better?
How do they make it better now?
Have you written off Much now,
or are you just glad this annoyance
is over?
Let's discuss this briefly while I tweak my format.
[shoutouts to Mad Mark]
I still think I want to caddleprod these fuckers, and I shall.
Just because their phreak is gone doesn't mean this one is.
Something needs to be done about the state of the nation...'s music station.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
All's Quiet
BREAKING NEWS!! HEADLINERS FOR MMVAS!!!
i fucking wish i was joking.
was the funky bunch busy?
SOURCE:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080609/entertainment/music_mmvas_nkotb
boycott this, kids...
phreak would want you too...
where is he, by the way?
at home? washing his tights?
What's the matter, phreaky?
Did it get too hot on the frontlines?
I've been saying my piece, what
about yours? where is it?
what is it?
oh... it's still en route from much?
sorry about that.
hey, i heard you guys are moving soon.
where you gonna hold these giant clusterfucks
when CTV is all that's in your building?
i fucking wish i was joking.
was the funky bunch busy?
SOURCE:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080609/entertainment/music_mmvas_nkotb
boycott this, kids...
phreak would want you too...
where is he, by the way?
at home? washing his tights?
What's the matter, phreaky?
Did it get too hot on the frontlines?
I've been saying my piece, what
about yours? where is it?
what is it?
oh... it's still en route from much?
sorry about that.
hey, i heard you guys are moving soon.
where you gonna hold these giant clusterfucks
when CTV is all that's in your building?
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Fandom
oh, phreaky... i always knew it would come to this.
looks like not EVERYONE has their thumbs up their asses.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
appearances can be decieving
does this look like media savvy popculture activism to you?
does it look like a scathing review of canadian media as we stand?
[look closer]
nope, that's right. it's just some dustin diamond looking motherfucker, pretending to be a fan of the phreak. niiiiiiiice.
does that guy look young enough to watch Much?
does that guy look like he has a clue as to who's nominated?
does his facial hair make you throw up in your mouth a little?
know what it looks like to me?
looks like somebody's still selling the MMVAs.
so think about it this way;
either, this guy [we're talking about phreak now, not screech up there] is too stupid to realize he's plugging a show that's using his image to coerce the pocketchange away from poor little canadian teens, OR...
... he KNOWS that his image is being used to shill a shitty awards show, WITH a subpar lineup.
so, either he KNOWS this and is trying to cash in off the fame,
OR
as we've already discussed, he's a prick that works for much, quite likely an already known veejay [oh, see what i did there? video jockey? vee jay? does anyone see where this is going? i see a video jockey.] who got suckered into being the company's latest bullshit mascot.
either way, i CONTINUE to call bullshit and continue to urge you to NOT WATCH.
crazy idea, i know... but listen kids, all the little youtube comments you post about him being an 'annoying jerk who ruinz all mi fav showz' are doing nothing but giving him hits.
you want MUCH to listen to YOU? hit them where it hurts.
DON'T watch their bullshit show.
Get a wristband, sure - that's fine.
Atleast then there's a perishable going to charity, and if you must actually attend the silly little event, make sure to spit on somebody.
you guys want to see the face of pop-culture activism, and shunning the mainstream?
oh, right... that's me.
http://www.youtube.com/seeveejay
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
dubba bubba
things have been moving slow lately.
something tells me the pawns aren't
shuffling in the ways they were
expected to. for shame.
12 days.
12 days, and no manifesto. no point to this activism. just some chump flapping his gums about faux rebellion, then gaining imaginary vengeance through garnering extra viewership.
anybody give a shit?
BOYCOTT it.
DO NOT watch it.
after all, phreakshow doesn't want you to.
your videos are all on the commercials after all [oddly enough produced by much]
and if you're really good... really, really good,
he'll put you on the blog. much is selling out your beloved icon of rebellion anyway!
they're using him to make money!
[they're using you while they're at it.]
so be like me, baby.
go off to some cabin in the woods, and don't STARE AT A SCREEN.
then get inebriated beyond belief, maybe you'll come up with a good idea.
maybe the good idea is NOT WATCHING. either way, you may learn something....
[...maybe even something about yourself]
AS MARSHALL MCLUHAN STATED;
"the medium is the message."
well, let's see... the medium was hacks, the message is to hack, and the guy doing it is a FUCKING HACK.
[and for those of you who've read, and know what i'm talking about, the phreak is one cool fucking cucumber - am i right? {i slay me}]
think for yourselves.
turn that camera around and do something useful.
speaking of not useful....
----------------------------------------------
hubba bubba
[money, money]
who do you love?
y'know kids, there are a lot of little jerks out there, and they tend to act as though they're important peoples. they tend to think that just because they put up a video that got a little linkage on a slow day that their shit don't stink... ooh la la. let's all make videos and record alternate audio tracks and synch them up so we can hide our voices.
the seevee don't need to hide his voices kiddies. for two reasons, really.
i] i'm not a little pussy afraid of some attention. you'll notice that i've given out my name... even my home address. cletus v. jenkins. 500 murray ross, toronto on.... hell, you can see most of my face, most of the time. i just wanted to look cool like the guy with the blue face [not the guy with the gas can on his head]
ii] secondarily, i'm an audio engineer by trade. i set up mics and work faders all friggin' day, dudes and dudettes... you've got to in my biz. that's how bands make bucks, and seevee has a band or two. when i get home, the last thing i want to do is stare down the barrell of another mic.
ignore the IMPERSONATORS, honey.
this one's for real.
there's only one kid that's been directly addressed in video-format.
there's only been one love-letter/marriage-proposal/"smackdown"
and it was to me.
i'm the chosen one bitches.
I am the conduit.
phreaky chose me.
something tells me the pawns aren't
shuffling in the ways they were
expected to. for shame.
12 days.
12 days, and no manifesto. no point to this activism. just some chump flapping his gums about faux rebellion, then gaining imaginary vengeance through garnering extra viewership.
anybody give a shit?
BOYCOTT it.
DO NOT watch it.
after all, phreakshow doesn't want you to.
your videos are all on the commercials after all [oddly enough produced by much]
and if you're really good... really, really good,
he'll put you on the blog. much is selling out your beloved icon of rebellion anyway!
they're using him to make money!
[they're using you while they're at it.]
so be like me, baby.
go off to some cabin in the woods, and don't STARE AT A SCREEN.
then get inebriated beyond belief, maybe you'll come up with a good idea.
maybe the good idea is NOT WATCHING. either way, you may learn something....
[...maybe even something about yourself]
AS MARSHALL MCLUHAN STATED;
"the medium is the message."
well, let's see... the medium was hacks, the message is to hack, and the guy doing it is a FUCKING HACK.
[and for those of you who've read, and know what i'm talking about, the phreak is one cool fucking cucumber - am i right? {i slay me}]
think for yourselves.
turn that camera around and do something useful.
speaking of not useful....
----------------------------------------------
hubba bubba
[money, money]
who do you love?
y'know kids, there are a lot of little jerks out there, and they tend to act as though they're important peoples. they tend to think that just because they put up a video that got a little linkage on a slow day that their shit don't stink... ooh la la. let's all make videos and record alternate audio tracks and synch them up so we can hide our voices.
the seevee don't need to hide his voices kiddies. for two reasons, really.
i] i'm not a little pussy afraid of some attention. you'll notice that i've given out my name... even my home address. cletus v. jenkins. 500 murray ross, toronto on.... hell, you can see most of my face, most of the time. i just wanted to look cool like the guy with the blue face [not the guy with the gas can on his head]
ii] secondarily, i'm an audio engineer by trade. i set up mics and work faders all friggin' day, dudes and dudettes... you've got to in my biz. that's how bands make bucks, and seevee has a band or two. when i get home, the last thing i want to do is stare down the barrell of another mic.
ignore the IMPERSONATORS, honey.
this one's for real.
there's only one kid that's been directly addressed in video-format.
there's only been one love-letter/marriage-proposal/"smackdown"
and it was to me.
i'm the chosen one bitches.
I am the conduit.
phreaky chose me.
Monday, June 2, 2008
...
i stopped by your work on sunday...
popped my head in the door.
i even wore the hat.
i guess you were too busy writing up
waybills to send out packages.
that's okay.
i only wanted to say hi.
i had some awesome crepes though,
and i gotta say - digging the signage.
when is the stage going up?
i was a little surprised not to see it already.
what's the matter, folks?
your slow little gamers making you
wait for the next step?
[the next great reveal?]
or did fed-ex lose another package?
the guys in the stores have to let you know they've got them.
i know you've got the guys in the stores.
i tried.
buddy from plan b is a real prick, by the way.
but i guess you already knew that.
or told him to be.
tick tock....tick tock.....tick tock...
Phans of the Phreak:
------------------------
Avert your eyes from the idignation of tween rebellion this year.
Much has a subpar line up this year. Sean Kingston, what the fuck
is that? Some nerd from Dougie's hometown? Jabber Wockeez?
I read the book, but some guys that dance? Doesn't seem very literal
None of you care anyway.
BOYCOTT THE MMVAs!
THEY TURNED YOUR PRECIOUS HACKER INTO A CONTEST!!!
A BLOODY CONTEST!!!
[this message proudly brought to you by the concerned viewers organization. proudly calling your bullshit for about two months, or since whenever the hell you started it, phakes.]
popped my head in the door.
i even wore the hat.
i guess you were too busy writing up
waybills to send out packages.
that's okay.
i only wanted to say hi.
i had some awesome crepes though,
and i gotta say - digging the signage.
when is the stage going up?
i was a little surprised not to see it already.
what's the matter, folks?
your slow little gamers making you
wait for the next step?
[the next great reveal?]
or did fed-ex lose another package?
the guys in the stores have to let you know they've got them.
i know you've got the guys in the stores.
i tried.
buddy from plan b is a real prick, by the way.
but i guess you already knew that.
or told him to be.
tick tock....tick tock.....tick tock...
Phans of the Phreak:
------------------------
Avert your eyes from the idignation of tween rebellion this year.
Much has a subpar line up this year. Sean Kingston, what the fuck
is that? Some nerd from Dougie's hometown? Jabber Wockeez?
I read the book, but some guys that dance? Doesn't seem very literal
None of you care anyway.
BOYCOTT THE MMVAs!
THEY TURNED YOUR PRECIOUS HACKER INTO A CONTEST!!!
A BLOODY CONTEST!!!
[this message proudly brought to you by the concerned viewers organization. proudly calling your bullshit for about two months, or since whenever the hell you started it, phakes.]
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