Wednesday, June 4, 2008

appearances can be decieving



does this look like media savvy popculture activism to you?

does it look like a scathing review of canadian media as we stand?

[look closer]

nope, that's right. it's just some dustin diamond looking motherfucker, pretending to be a fan of the phreak. niiiiiiiice.

does that guy look young enough to watch Much?
does that guy look like he has a clue as to who's nominated?
does his facial hair make you throw up in your mouth a little?

know what it looks like to me?

looks like somebody's still selling the MMVAs.

so think about it this way;

either, this guy [we're talking about phreak now, not screech up there] is too stupid to realize he's plugging a show that's using his image to coerce the pocketchange away from poor little canadian teens, OR...

... he KNOWS that his image is being used to shill a shitty awards show, WITH a subpar lineup.

so, either he KNOWS this and is trying to cash in off the fame,

OR

as we've already discussed, he's a prick that works for much, quite likely an already known veejay [oh, see what i did there? video jockey? vee jay? does anyone see where this is going? i see a video jockey.] who got suckered into being the company's latest bullshit mascot.

either way, i CONTINUE to call bullshit and continue to urge you to NOT WATCH.

crazy idea, i know... but listen kids, all the little youtube comments you post about him being an 'annoying jerk who ruinz all mi fav showz' are doing nothing but giving him hits.

you want MUCH to listen to YOU? hit them where it hurts.

DON'T watch their bullshit show.

Get a wristband, sure - that's fine.
Atleast then there's a perishable going to charity, and if you must actually attend the silly little event, make sure to spit on somebody.

you guys want to see the face of pop-culture activism, and shunning the mainstream?

oh, right... that's me.

http://www.youtube.com/seeveejay

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