...

i stopped by your work on sunday...
popped my head in the door.
i even wore the hat.

i guess you were too busy writing up
waybills to send out packages.

that's okay.

i only wanted to say hi.

i had some awesome crepes though,
and i gotta say - digging the signage.

when is the stage going up?
i was a little surprised not to see it already.



what's the matter, folks?
your slow little gamers making you
wait for the next step?

[the next great reveal?]

or did fed-ex lose another package?

the guys in the stores have to let you know they've got them.
i know you've got the guys in the stores.
i tried.

buddy from plan b is a real prick, by the way.
but i guess you already knew that.

or told him to be.

tick tock....tick tock.....tick tock...

Phans of the Phreak:
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Avert your eyes from the idignation of tween rebellion this year.
Much has a subpar line up this year. Sean Kingston, what the fuck
is that? Some nerd from Dougie's hometown? Jabber Wockeez?
I read the book, but some guys that dance? Doesn't seem very literal
None of you care anyway.

BOYCOTT THE MMVAs!
THEY TURNED YOUR PRECIOUS HACKER INTO A CONTEST!!!

A BLOODY CONTEST!!!


[this message proudly brought to you by the concerned viewers organization. proudly calling your bullshit for about two months, or since whenever the hell you started it, phakes.]