Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The frontier needs your defense against Xun and Ko-Dan!

right?
right?
am i headed in the right direction?

just like the park?

red herring, red herring.



clever ploy, i must admit.

interesting, considering a heard something very similar from a little birdie on my shoulder.
of course you guys would plant this story to seem less like a scam. It makes perfect sense.

But you're not somebody who walks past me on the street corner.

You're a faceless and fraudelent machine, hoovering the loose change out of the disposable income laden pockets of teens nation wide. The ad revenue you'll make off the show alone will pay off for he measley second rate american trash you haul up here to parade across the stage on your annual wankfest.

Are we wearing suits again this year? Is it under the sea prom time already?

You've sidestepped, but I'm gonna tango along beside you folks.
You didn't think this game was that simple, did you?

FANS OF THE PHREAK:
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Do not let Much falsely portray your idol in such a manner to benefit themselves and only themselves! He is a real pop-culture activist! You can tell by his...uhhh... mask! This is an outrage! Stand along side CVJ, defend the PHREAK! BOYCOTT THE MMVAS!!!

4 comments:

denmax19 said...
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marji89 said...

i'm down with a boycott, but i wasn't going to watch the mmva's anyway, so i don't think it'll make much of a difference.

C_v_J said...

good! now i've got one!

Unknown said...

CVJ.... I see you deleted a post... how come? Does the man of justice believe in censorship??

I apologize if that sounded like a stab... really I'm a huge fan of you... just a little too curious for my own good I guess.